Dear executive,

This document contains classified information about various techy stuff. It features impressively coloured shapes and figures, that are supposed to give the reader an overall idea of what’s happening. You ‘ll probably try to grasp that idea yourself, which you shouldn’t, on account of you being a complete fucktard when it comes to virtually anything save for:

• Money.
• Signatures.
• Trying to look important and busy while in fact you’re browsing porn sites and thinking about trying the various positions you see there with your secretary.

Rest assured that this is a document that was produced by highly qualified and grossly underpaid engineers, and the target audience is, for the most part, other highly qualified and grossly underpaid engineers. This elegant symmetry is in fact broken by the presence of this very summary, which is -rather unfortunately- targeted at people like you.

For the reasons stated above, I find this summary to be a complete waste of time, mine and yours alike. So do as all a favour, and pass the document directly to your technical manager, who will pass it to his subordinate, who will pass it to his subordinate until it reaches the poor soul that can only get away by actually reading the whole bloody thing. Do whatever this fellow tells you. It really is the safest thing you can do.

If, however, you happen to give the tiniest rat’s arse about my feelings (which I find highly unlikely), I would very much rather that you approved the document. And gave the aforementioned poor fellow a raise. And stopped screwing your secretary for it really doesn’t improve anyone’s productivity, unless you opt for a most casual definition of the term. And found a real job. And… oh never mind.

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